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Is anyone ever going to fix the news?…

…it’s been breaking forever

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1. I’ll never forget my dad’s last words on earth!

“Are you still holding the ladder son?”

2. What is the name of the best German shoemaker brand?

Volkswalken

3. Why can’t Superman fly near Tesla HQ?

Because it’s made of Cryptonite

4. For their new ad campaign, the restaurant put up a billboard showing an erect penis

The slogan? "When it comes to fine dining, we go hard."

5. I take a different six figure vehicle to the job everyday

I ride the bus

6. A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”

Bar-tender

7. What do you call feces with muscles?

Tough shit

8. I went to see Dr. Hook when I was younger

Worst prostate exam I ever had.

9. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A Satisfactory

10. I checked my mirrors and backup camera. "All clear"

And backed up over a vampire.

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